Wednesday, October 30, 2002

AN ONGOING SAGA - SERIES 2 - STORY 1...

PART EIGHT : HEY, MICKEY... Prologue and additional inspiration by Nick Goodman. Other plots written by Paul Chandler.

Last Episode : In which Trent makes communication - Mavis and Rwanda are lost - Hazel takes Lavinia away from it all and Samantha meets Yen's cousin...

This Episode : In which Mickey rides into town - Edie has a flashback - Bowen tells Samantha the truth and Yen remains critical...

Mickey looked out onto the desert of the Nevada....

The city of Las Vegas, so bright and proud, looked like a kiddies play area in the distance. As Mickey moved one colossal foot further and further into the sands, he remembered the odour of chloride from the fountains of Vegas. Chloride or not he could have jumped straight into it at this moment. Suddenly he was gripped by panic. Who exactly was he? He seemed to have too large a body to be natural. He could remember laughing and talking like Michael Jackson and talking to - someone in a dress - something in a dress!?!

A mouse!

PART NINE WILL FOLLOW BY FRIDAY 8TH NOVEMBER 2002...

PART TEN WILL BE POSTED BY MONDAY 18TH NOVEMBER 2002...

AN ONGOING SAGA 2 - STORY 2 WILL BEGIN IN EARLY DECEMBER...

Please Contribute to Part 9 - or at least write to us at : PCBEECHES@HOTMAIL.COM to tell us you're still reading...

STAY TUNED...

PAUL!

AN ONGOING SAGA - SERIES 2 - STORY 1...

PART EIGHT : HEY, MICKEY... Prologue and additional inspiration by Nick Goodman. Other plots written by Paul Chandler.

Last Episode : In which Trent makes communication - Mavis and Rwanda are lost - Hazel takes Lavinia away from it all and Samantha meets Yen's cousin...

This Episode : In which Mickey rides into town - Edie has a flashback - Bowen tells Samantha the truth and Yen remains critical...

Prologue :

Mickey looked out onto the desert of the Nevada...

The city of Las Vegas, so bright and proud, looked like a kiddies play area in the distance. As Mickey moved one colossal foot further and further into the sands, he remembered the odour of chloride from the fountains of Vegas. Chloride or not he could have jumped straight into it at this moment. Suddenly he was gripped by panic. Who exactly was he? He seemed to have too large a body to be natural. He could remember laughing and talking like Michael Jackson and talking to - someone in a dress - something in a dress!?!

A mouse!

What seemed like an age later, Mickey's huge foot hit something half in the sand and he fell heavily down onto the ground. The huffing and anxiety inside his "body". Mickey was so hot he was nearly sick. He looked at what he had come across. A buggy with wheels and a mirror. Looking into the mirror, a dark, inanely grinning cartoon mouse stared back and him. As did the words of his

boss, "If you don't do something pretty darn incredible, your ass can consider itself fired!" So this was something incredible. But what had brought him out here - in costume for heavens sake. And if this was a novelty costume, why did he apparently have Mickey's memory too! Magic of Hollywood? With all his might, Mickey hauled the buggy out of the sand. He knew what that was too. Being a Bond fan he had always admired Sean Connery's chase across the Nevada in Diamonds are Forever. Could this be a real prop? After all this time. Mickey hauled himself on and turned the ignition. It worked! After 30 years it still worked. As it growled into life, reality was kind enough not to contradict the moment. With a high pitched Mickey laugh Mickey revved to maximum and went shooting off across the dunes.

Incredible wasn't in it!

Recap : Mr Bowen smiled, waving away Samantha's sympathy, "Not your fault..." he chuckled, "This was the first thing I could find... But you have to be careful with these sorts of things - they have a way of taking you over..."

"They do?"

"Oh yes, Miss Ruth... Why I used to have a friend who used to dress as Wily Coyote... Well - you can imagine..."

"What happened..."

"I'm afraid he's no longer with us... Those ACME bombs have quite a punch..."

"Right..."

"ANYWAY!! You'll be wanting to hear how Yen is... Come this way..."

Gingerly, Samantha nodded and began to follow the man - leaving the Reception behind them as they hurried away into the depths of the hospital...

-----

Edie sat alone in the Circus tea room - she felt slightly light headed and excited... She had done something really daring - without telling Mavis or anything!!! She had just signed a 6 month contract with Siggtrigger to do a Speed Knitting act as part of the new regime on acts there in Vegas. She hadn't taken leave in years - she must be owed 6 months leave if nothing else!

Dear Mavis, (she wrote on her postcard, not having the guts to ring Mavis and discuss the matter with her.)

I may be some time out here. I have been offered a job. Weather is warm here. Have made lots of new friends. See you soon.

Edie xx

She daren't say anything more just at the moment...

Edie also had another sneaking suspicion - another thing that was keeping her...

On seeing Samantha for the first time at the airport she had been overcome by a strange feeling that she had seen Samantha before... At first she had wondered if maybe she had seen her face in one of P.I.Ps files. But now she knew that wasn't the case at all... Edie opened her hand bag and took out a small photograph - a photograph she had been sent some ten or fifteen years before. The girl in the photo was about fourteen or fifteen and yet the resemblance was obvious - the photo was Samantha...

"Alright in there, Edie?" Barry was sticking his head around the door.

"I'm fine Barry, dear..." replied Edie, "What about you? How are the alien animals doing?"

"Not bad - calmed down... Everything's on hiatus since Siggtrigger decided we might steer away from monsters... Have you seen him by the way? Not off chasing chicken again is he?"

"Chicken, dear!?"

"Never mind... But have you seen him?"

"He's gone out dear..."

"Anywhere good? Did he say?"

"He's auditioning a team of Swedish Mexican jugglers..."

"I'm sorry I asked - what exactly is that?"

"As it sounds dear - Swedish men and ladies juggling Mexicans..."

"Right... Ok..." Barry was just looking confused - he waved and then hurried off again.

Edie shrugged her shoulders - took another look at the photo in her handbag and then reached down for something else. It was a letter. A letter that she had carried with her for years. Written to her by a man whom she had once loved...

"My Immortal Beloved. I journey without joy, until I can feel the peace of being at home. My home is nowhere. It is not a place. It is with the heart that I love. I hug and kiss you 1,000,0013 times in my closed eyes. It is a pain that kills me 365 times a year. I may never know the sense of that closeness again. I travel, and I move. I never stay still. Be calm my love. Be still. For I can never be as long as we are far. Ever yours, ever mine, ever ours."

Edie folded the letter up once again and sighed... She must speak to Samantha... She must make her way to the hospital...

Now it was all coming back she must say to Samantha all she could remember!

Before she forgot it again...

-----

"I think it's best that you know something, Samantha..." sighed Bowen - looking very serious - despite what he was wearing. They had found a small waiting room at the end of a maze of corridors, "...And I think I should also make it clear that I am not his cousin either..."

"Then WHO are you? I recognise your name - I remember Yen mentioning you when we were travelling on the Sub - you didn't get on if I remember rightly... How DO you know him then?"

"You're right we never got on - not truly... But we were very close - infact you could say that - well - that I am an aspect of him..."

"How does that work exactly? Are you saying that you're twins?"

"Nothing quite so surburban..."

"Well what then - that you're SAME person?"

"Of sorts..."

"But not exactly..."

"No Samantha - not exactly..."

"Are you the good to his bad side?"

"Perhaps... We were - in hospital together - not this hospital... But - well - the whole business isn't worth confusing you any more with - our relationship is complex - although I certainly wouldn't say that we were friends..."

"Enemies then..."

"I never said that..."

"Well what DO you mean then?"

"This isn't what I wanted to bother you about Samantha... There are other matters..."

"You've gone all coy on my now Mr Bowen..." sighed Samantha, "Now I don't expect to understand half of what you're going to say to me but you have definitely gone coy... Why are you here?"

"I sensed Yen was here... That he was going to die..."

"And you came to help or hinder him?"

"Neither... Just to observe..."

"The pub... falling on him like that... It wasn't your doing was it?"

Mr Bowen looked shocked, "WHY NO, SAMANTHA DEAR - NO OF COURSE NOT..."

"I'm sorry... It's just - well - I don't know anything any more..."

Bowen nodded, "Yes - and I'm sorry about that... That's Yen's doing... At least you've become aware of what he's up to now... He's been acting the friend for far too long when infact his motives are not genuine..."

"I think I've gathered that now..."

"Good..."

"...And I'm not necessarily who he told me I am... I mean... He's confused me several times - when I arrived here I was Carol and for a long time before that he was calling me Samantha..."

"Best to focus on Samantha I'd say..." sighed Bowen. "There remains some doubt as to who you are - but only because Yen himself has caused that... I'm sorry Samantha - I'm sorry he caused that to happen... He's an obsessive..."

"Obsessive about me?"

"Just slightly..."

"You sound just like him..." Samantha thought to herself, "Almost exactly - so serious - so convincing..."

"I'm not sure whether that should be taken as an insult or a compliment..." Samantha jumped, "Apologies..." continued Bowen and laid a hand on her arm.

"You read my mind like he did..."

"Yes... Neat trick that... Didn't used to be able to - something that has come about over the months since I first met him..."

Samantha shivered - closing her mind - ceasingly all private thought for fear he detect it, "Well - it's been interesting talking to you Mr Bowen... I really don't intend to stay here much longer... I'm leaving Las Vegas - as soon as possible... I don't care if he tries to follow me once he recovers - I'll close my mind to him - he won't be able to find me..."

"He won't recover Miss Ruth - you can be sure of that..."

"Well whatever..." she didn't linger on his comment but continued, "I would like to see him just once before I leave..."

"That's up to you..."

Samantha was on her feet and making for the door, "Just as long as you don't try and stop me... I do so hate it when people try and interfere Mr Bowen..."

But there was no reply. Samantha turned at the door and looked back into the room. Mr Bowen was gone - leaving only a rather tatty looking Donald Duck costume in a pile on the floor.

-----

Mickey had seen the sign for the circus at quite a distance as he crossed the Vegas desert into the main part of town. He recalled, partly from his memory of movies, that there had once been a casino called Circus Circus in that particular spot - where as now there was - well - just a circus - a real big top... He felt drawn to it... Strangely drawn...

As he neared the entrance he noticed a large sign : UNDER DEVELOPMENT... REHEARSAL/PRESS NIGHT SHOW TONIGHT - ENTRANCE FREE... So the place wasn't even properly open yet...

It was then he noticed the Vikings...

They appeared to have already noticed him...

They were staring... It must be the Mickey Mouse suit, Mickey reasoned - he'd still not been able to take it off - it seemed fuzed to his body - part of him now... It was all most odd...

"Err - hello..." called out Mickey, wondering how he should introduce himself - unsure himself how to explain the pull he'd felt to this place. He had so much to say - so many stories to tell - like the time he had been chased down corridors by magically possessed brooms during Fantasia (that had been nasty - he'd been bruised for weeks!) Then there was his marriage to the lovely - now what was her name - Minnie...

"Have you come for the press show or to audition?"

Mickey jumped, his mind had wondered - standing before him was a man dressed like a caretaker with BARRY written on a baseball cap and next to him one of the viking men with a badge on his lapel that read : ERIK. "I - err... I'm not sure..."

"I,iii've never seen anything like it before..." said the Viking, Erik.

Barry frowned, "Hmm - neither have I - not since that night at XXL in August 2002 when - anyway - that's by the by... What are you doing here - press or audition? Audition is it?" he asked hopefully.

There was a glint in Barry's eye that frightened Mickey, "Audition for what?"

"The circus FOOL - you some sort of comedy act - parody on Disney or something?"

"Disney..." The name rang a bell, "Disney... Oh, you mean Uncle Walt..."

Barry laughed, "Hey that's cute - whatever... Listen - the bottom line is that we need acts desparately alright - it's opening night and the boss has just put a ban on us using all the alien performance acts that we had lined up... I've just come back from auditioning some jugglers and we have a knitting act and that's about it... If you can do comedy then that's great... The pay's not good - but - hey - neither are the acts - YET!"

Mickey looked awkwardly - he suddenly realised that he was being surrounded. The viking workers had seen him standing there in his odd mouse costume, sitting on his buggy and they now looked fascinated...

"I don't know..." said Mickey, "The wife might not like it - Uncle Walt might not like it..."

Barry frowned, "Do it for us for a favour, huh? You don't want to make these lads cross now do you?"

Mickey looked at the slowly angering Vikings but tried to be brave, "Not tonight hey... May another night - I should be going..."

"ERIK!" Barry turned to address his original companion, "DRASTIC MEASURES ERIK..." Erik nodded and indicated to a group of Vikings in the shadows, "I'll ask you again Sir..."

"Mickey..."

Barry tried to hide his smirk, "Okay - Mickey - I'll ask you one more time... I need a favour... I need an extra act for tonight's press show and you seem to fit the bill... You turn up in costume and it's all too good to be true... Don't disappoint me now hey? Come on Mickey - say you'll join us..."

"I'm sorry - but no..."

Barry lifted his hand, Erik gave a whoop and the next thing that Mickey knew the Vikings seemed to be riotting a net was falling down upon his head and then all was darkness...

"Hello..." said Mickey eventually, "I could rethink my decision..."

But nobody out there was listening - as he felt himself being dragged off across bumpy ground he heard Barry the Caretaker mumbling excitedly, "Well done Erik... I wonder if there are any more like him out there in the desert..." he said to a response of laughter from the viking, "A job well done Erik - we make a good team..." he continued, "Fancy coming back to mine tonight?"

-----

Finally she'd managed to get in to see him... Even though Bowen had vanished he seemed to have left confirmation with the Ward sister that she should be allowed in - so he was probably actually the one she should be thanking really...

He looked so squashed - so flat (literally as flat as a sheet of medium strength cardboard) and lifeless... But he wasn't totally lifeless... He was still breathing - although the respirator was doing most of the hard work for him... He was also deep in a coma and yet when she reached out to take his hand he seemed to squeeze her hand and she thought she heard him speaking inside her head...

"Samantha - I'm sorry... I don't know how I'm going to make up for this..."

"Yen?"

"Yes..."

It definitely was him.

"Why did you lie to me... I'd have stayed with you if you'd just asked... You're a fascinating man - you didn't need to lie..."

"I know now - I'm sorry..."

"Bowen's here..."

"BOWEN!" the thought transference raised its strength, "NO SAM - HE IS DANGEROUS..."

There was a knock on the door, Sam's thoughts were disturbed and suddenly she could speak with him no more...

It was the Sister.

"Sorry lady... But there's someone here to see you... Her name is Edie... Do you want to speak with her?"

EDIE!

Sam looked back guiltily at Yen, "Yes... Yes - alright..."

Out in the corridor Edie appeared to have gotten herself tossled up in a ball of wool, she seemed concerned, "How is he, dear?" she asked, "You mustn't put yourself in any more danger - you should leave him..."

"He can't hurt me now..." sighed Samantha, "But he did try to contact me telepathically - he's still alive but he's very weak - it's all very confusing - I met a man named Bowen - who said he was Yen's cousin but then... oh it was confusing..."

Edie had taken her hand and was staring at her intently, "Bowen is a very - evil man, Samantha... You truly are putting yourself in danger... Is he still here?"

"I don't know... He was very odd..."

"Well you stay with me, dear..." Edie insisted, "Is there somewhere we can go to speak... I have something I must tell you... Something that I've kept bottled up for years and have only just remembered..."

Samantha nodded - there was far too much going on - far too much to take in - but she would listen to Edie all the same.

"Yen..." she called, "Yen? Are you still there?"

There was no reply this time. So Samantha gave in and headed after Edie.

-----

How ever had he gotten himself into this pickle, wondered Mickey... He wasn't quite sure where they had taken him but he appeared to be inside some kind of wooden box. In the background he could hear growling noises and what sounded like animals moving about...

"Hello..." he called out nervously, "Hello?"

No reply.

"Oh well..." he mused and began to sort through his mind as many funny jokes as he could think of - really wishing he had never angered Barry and the Vikings... Afterall - what was the point... He was meant to be here... Drawn to the circus...

His skin was itching again and he tried to get his fingers under the sleeves of his costume... But they were no longer any sleeves - only black mouse fur covering his arms...

"Why me..." sighed Mickey sadly, "This would never have happened to Bugs Bunny..."

-----

"Yen... Yen can you hear me?"

Nothing.

"Yen?"

Still no reply.

"Mr Bowen?"

"Samantha... Samantha... Please concentrate?" Samantha jolted alert as Edie fumbled around in her handbag.

"I'm sorry..." Samantha apologised, "Very sorry... What is it that you wanted to tell me?"

"I wanted to show you this..."

Edie held out the photograph.

"That's me..." gasped Sam, "Where did you get that? From my mum's house?"

"No..." said Edie, "It's mine..."

"But that was taken years ago - when I was a little girl... Did you know my mum or something? I don't understand..."

"Do you have one of these..." continued Edie without replying directly - she held out the envelope and inside it the letter...

"My Immortal Beloved. I journey without joy, until I can feel the peace of being at home..."

Samantha stared at Edie open-mouthed...

"What does it mean?" she said.

"It means that you're my long-lost daughter..." said Edie.

They sat in silence for a long time. Edie was the first to speak.

"You don't believe me..."

"I do..." Samantha corrected her - although still visibly shaken, "It makes sense... Well, no - it makes no sense - but there you are..."

Edie laid a hand on her arm, "I have so much to tell you - but we must take time..."

Silence again. Samantha spoke.

"So who am I?" she said, "Do you know who I really am? My real name..."

Edie shook her head, "No... I suppose you must presume that it really is Samantha..."

"Not Tula then, or Carol or - whatever else I've been hearing... But why don't you know for sure..."

"All I know is that I gave birth to you and that they took you away from me and then put such a gap in our ages that you'd never guess that we were related... I don't even totally remember my own background - a lot of my past memories are missing - they took them away..."

Samantha couldn't figure any of it out - it all seemed so dreadful, so confused, "But you must know who I am - if you gave birth to me - what did you call me?"

"I never got a chance to call you anything... He took you away and placed you with that other woman - Patricia Ruth... She became your adopted mother - she wasn't real though Samantha - just a character he created to look after you until you were older - grown up... Until he needed you..."

"He? Who do you mean? Who did all this..."

"Yen..."

"How come you're only just remembering that now..."

"Don't ask me dear..." said Edie sadly, "All I had was that letter and the photo - but then as soon as we met... Well - it all came back to me... Things I never realised I knew - things that were hidden away - so much information... Suddenly it came flooding back, dear..."

"And Yen did this? He's responsible for splitting us up..."

"I believe so... I'm 102 now - I gave birth to you when I was 22 in 1920 but he must have taken you into the future because it's 2002 now and you're what - late 20s - early 30s..." Samantha nodded. "He must have known that he wanted to use you... He had you lined up all the time..."

"But what for? Bowen said he was obsessed with me - infatuated - in love or something..."

"Obssessed yes... But that's because he knew he was going to die here - knew he couldn't escape fate... He will try anything... You are his successor... He wants you to carry on the work he began..."

"But why me..."

"Because Samantha, dear..." said Edie, "He is your father..."

-----

Bowen stood looking down at Yen as he lay silent and unmoving on his bed. There were no hospital staff about and the blinds were drawn on his private room. Bowen was kitted out in a figure hugging green hospital "cat suit" (as he liked to think of it...)

"It is time for us to say goodbye now, Yen..." he murmured, "I'm looking gorgeous - shame we can't say the same for you! You're looking flat..."

"STOP THIS! STOP THIS! STOP! STOP! STOP!"

Yen's telepathy was growing weaker as his strength depleted...

"Take it easy... Give in... I am your rightful heir Yen... Myself and the lovely Samantha... There's no need for two of us cluttering up the place - we're both doing the same job... Just think of this as survival of the fittest... Bless you - but you just weren't good enough - but you were a fine teacher... Taught me everything you knew - told me all about yourself and your powers - showed me up to be nothing more than some has-been talentless writer... But I've risen above all that - thanks to you - I have drained you not only intellectually but physically... I have BECOME you... How's that for a pupil-teacher relationship ey... It must make you smile Yen? Surely?"

Silence... Not even telepathic communication.

"Cat got your tongue?"

Silence.

"Tired ey?" Bowen smiled, "Then rest... Sleep deeply sweet Prince..."

Bowen reached up to the life-support machine and flicked off the switch...

But Yen was already gone - fading away into nothing... There should have been alarms - alarms that warned the staff of the critical nature of their patients health... But they alarms did not go off...

"Goodbye Yen..." said Bowen and then turned away - closing his eyes... "Hello Samantha..." he muttered.

By the time the hospital staff found Yen some twenty minutes later the room was empty of any mysterous visitors and Yen was beyond help - long dead and helpless. Elsewhere he had been reborn as a man once known only for looking gorgeous and writing rather pleasant pieces of writing... Yen was dead - but the man named Bowen was only just beginning to live...

What will happen next...

What is the truth of the link between Samantha and Edie? Has Bowen really killed Yen? Will Mavis and Rwanda contact Trent in time to make the cows change their minds? WHAT THE BLUMIN' HECK IS GOING TO HAPPEN NEXT TIME...

Find out soon...

PART NINE WILL FOLLOW BY FRIDAY 8TH NOVEMBER 2002...

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Remember - if you would prefer to print out an episode to read later - each instalment is about 10-12 pages...

Friday, October 18, 2002

AN ONGOING SAGA - SERIES 2 - STORY 1...

PART SEVEN : I CAN HEAR THE GRASS GROW... By The Yeti of Belgrave Square. Letter by Andrew Reid.

Last Episode : In which Samantha learns about life - Lavinia can't remember - the Circus is in town and no-one can see for grass...

This Episode : In which Trent makes communication - Mavis and Rwanda are lost - Hazel takes Lavinia away from it all and Samantha meets Yen's "cousin"...

"We have a visitor..." said Rwanda suddenly, "A colleague..."

Mavis had a faceful of grass so pushed it aside, "One of your lot?"

"Yes... Trent Diamond... Bit of rebellious sort... I'm not actually sure what he's doing here... It's all a bit of a confusion..."

"He could help us?"

"I'm more worried that he might get in the way... I have a nasty feeling that he's already made contact with the host..."

"With Helena? But how..."

"I'm not sure..."

"Maybe he'll be able to help her..."

Rwanda shook her head, "I'm sorry Mavis - they'll be no actual chance of saving Helena..."

PART EIGHT WILL FOLLOW BY FRIDAY 25TH OCTOBER 2002...

Please Contribute to Part 8 - or at least write to us at : PCBEECHES@HOTMAIL.COM to tell us you're still reading...

STAY TUNED...

PAUL!

AN ONGOING SAGA - SERIES 2 - STORY 1...

PART SEVEN : I CAN HEAR THE GRASS GROW... By The Yeti of Belgrave Square. Letter by Andrew Reid.

Dear "Any-Potential-Readers"...

Sadly, all contact with the out-side world appears to be broken. During our three week absense I received only one mail from the outside world - it was from a kind gentleman called Andrew Reid who lives in Budapest... His message is as follows :

Paul-

I've recently checked your latest ongoing saga site, and although I'm not sure who some of the characters are, because i would have had to read the entire first saga I think - it all seems very good stuff. Incidentally, did you know arthur conan doyle began writing in his office, because he had rather a lot of free time, and thus the Sherlock Holmes stories were born ?

Happy Thoughts. A

Andrew may well be our only reader - please let me know if this is not the case... I am, of course, presuming that this situation is some kind of conspiracy organised by anti-Saga protesters/LL Bowen fans and I fear that Fatima may now have been coersed into their number...

You may be interested to know that I have now recovered from my mugging outside the Ongoing Saga office, after taking a break in the Channel Islands and Scotland (where I believe events may be brewing for a later Saga...) Despite now being the only remaining Saga journalist I do intend to keep posting. The Ongoing Saga office was empty when I returned to it - Fatima has gone missing along with all the equipments and files - however I intend to work from home.

Please let me know if you are able to read this... I would like to think it is worth carrying on this mission...

Paul a.k.a. "The Yeti of Belgrave Square"

Last Episode : In which Samantha learns about life - Lavinia can't remember - the Circus is in town and no-one can see for grass...

This Episode : In which Trent makes communication - Mavis and Rwanda are lost - Hazel takes Lavinia away from it all and Samantha meets Yen's "cousin"...

RECAP : The crate began to rattle - sharp swipey claws were poking their way out at them...

"Oh golly..." barked Barry looking as if he'd just had an accident, "They never got as cross as this before..."

"WE SHOULD RUN, DEAR!" cried Edie - but it was too late to get far and Barry just stood staring mouth wide open as if mimicking a railway tunnel...

"RUN, DEAR - QUICKLY!"

But it was too late...

The crate exploded in a angry wail of splinters and spines - and there it was - the furious beast - face to face with them amongst the maze of crates...

The Bennihillasaurus growled hungrily and them from under a pile of woodwork - raising its claws to strike...

"Oh Mavis..." sighed Edie - but this time Mavis was thousands of miles away - Barry lay in a faint on the floor...

She would have to deal with this matter herself!!!

---

Rwanda and Mavis were lost - if you could call it being lost when you weren't quite sure where you were meant to be going in the first place... It didn't help now that Hyde Park was a jungle... Mavis knew the Park pretty well - at least she used to - but now this was not the case at all...

"We should keep to the Serpentine..." she had suggested.

A nice idea - but actually finding the Serpentine had proved a problem and they'd ended up wandering in totally the wrong direction!

The whole area around the Park was the same - and yet nobody seemed to have noticed or was commenting... The buses were merrily driving on their old routes and the commuters continued to read their Financial Times and later in the day their Evening Standards and presumably the tourists just thought this was all perfectly normal...

It was whilst they were blundering around in the long grass that they first saw the cows - a whole parade of them - statues and all - a rainbow of colours - a herd of them heading off to drink...

"Shall we follow them?"

Rwanda seemed to be staring in totally the opposite direction - intently regarding a clump of grass that had attempted to poke her in the ear-hole.

"I can hear them..."

"Of course you can, dear - they've got galumphing great feet on them..."

"Not the cows - the grass... I can actually hear it growing... The seed heads are ripe - soon the wind will scatter them..."

Mavis wasn't quite sure what they could do about it all, "Weed killer - couldn't we kill the grass with weed killer - I know grass isn't strictly a weed - but that sort of stuff kills anything it touches..."

"No time..." said Rwanda wistfully and then seemed to gather herself, "Come..." she encouraged, "We should follow the cows before we lose them..."

Above them black clouds were forming - the first splashes of rain were beginning to fall...

Rwanda and Mavis headed on...

---

The Bennihillasaurus growled again somewhere in the gloom behind her - but Edie wouldn't face it - didn't want to see it in its full glory... Fearful that it would render her incapable of escape due to its scary extra appearance...

So far - escape was proving quite difficult...

I wasn't easy to run with a man slumped on your shoulders, she mused - she'd managed to get Barry into a firemans-lift style arrangement but he really was a little on the heavy side - at least for a usually genteel lady over 100 years in age...

The beast was after her...

It leapt at them from its position on top of the rubble of exploded - Edie closed her eyes and kept on moving...

KERTHUMP!!

Silence...

The creature was still coming but something wasn't quite right...

"Excuse me..."

It was hard to hear the voice at first - other creatures were still trying to get out of the other boxes in the store and there was quite rumble of disatisfied beasties failing to make their ways to freedom - quite a clammer which at first muffled the new voice...

"Excuse me..."

IT WAS THE BENNIHILLASAURUS...

"Excuse me..." it repeated, "But can you slow down - you're going too fast for me to catch you..."

Edie wasn't quite sure what to make of it - she stopped - gave the poor creature a quick glance - taking in that, for such a large beast - the animal had rather tinsy, almost non-existant feet and was far too slow to put up any real chase...

"Oh dear... You poor thing..." sighed Edie and wondered if she should go over a pat the creature - deciding that perhaps this was taking the sympathy a wee bit too far.

Barry was regaining consciousness.

Things were looking up!

---

Trent was feeling a tad disorientated - although he'd finally gotten used to the idea of talking cows - admittedly it had been a bit of a surprise first off... (...But it was a very kind, friendly looking cow - so hard to be too scared or uncomfortable in it's presence...)

"Pleased to meet you..." it had said.

"Likewise..." Trent had found himself replying.

"Would you like to understand?" asked the cow.

"Understand what exactly?"

"EVERYTHING..." said the cow.

"Oh." said Trent, "Go on then..."

The cow smiled and ambled closer - leaving the statue behind, "You're not scared are you?"

"Not particularly..." Trent replied, although this was not entirely true.

"You mustn't be scared..." said the cow, "I know what you're thinking... You've never met a talking cow before now have you..."

"Not when I've been sober..."

"I'm not so different you know... I was once like you... But now I'm an entity - a consciousness..."

"Sounds like an interesting career curve..."

"I used to work in a shop..." said the cow, "I used to be called Helena... But now we are universal..."

"Trent nodded, "That must be very interesting... So how do I learn EVERYTHING Helena?"

"We need your help..." said the cow ignoring him, "We are beginning to sense opposition - from an intelligent source... We have been able to stop the everyday locals from opposing us - they are pretty stupid - but I sense that you are different..."

"I am a bit different..." admitted Trent, "Do you mean that there is somebody else around here - somebody like me..."

"One of your kind..." confirmed the cow.

"It's to be expected - I suppose that's why I'm here myself..."

"But they plan to oppose us - to get rid of us - that is not how it should be..."

"I'm sorry..."

"We should be taking over London..."

"I see - you cows is it? Taking over London..."

"It is our destiny..."

"In your opinion..."

"No Trent - it is fact - it MUST become - it is the future..."

"How can you be so sure?"

"Because I know EVERYTHING..."

Trent nodded, "Of course! Sorry - forgot... But my colleagues don't know this - rather stupid of them not to check..."

"You sound sceptical Trent - do you not believe me?"

"Well - you must admit that cows taking over London is a bit far out... I don't know personally - I don't come from around here - infact I come from so far in the future that there isn't even a London to take over - it's just grass land and fields and..."

"Exactly..." said the cow, "That is our doing."

"Oh..."

"Let me show you how it happens..."

"Go on then..."

"Then you will help us?"

"I'll do my best..." The cow seemed to nod and nuzzled Trent with it's nose and began to lick him. "Hey - careful - you'll ruin my jerkin..."

"Just relax..." said the cow, "I will lick you and we shall commune together - that why I can share our knowledge..."

Trent sighed, "Okay then..." he agreed a tad uncomfortably, "Lick away..."

Suddenly Trent was floating - suddenly life was changing - suddenly everything was beginning to make sense...

---

Siggtrigger was looking quite alarmed as a group of Vikings double checked the storage doors - confirming that all creatures inside were now secure. Barry and Edie looked a tad exhausted and the Bennihillsaurus could still be heard complaining about it not being fair that it's "prey" ran faster than it did... Overall though things were a lot quieter in the storage unit since the monsters had been brought in their tea... (Spaghetti hoops on toast - with a boiled eggs and soldiers, not real soldiers mind as that was barbaric and too expensive...)

"I really must apologise..." sighed Siggtrigger, "Things really did get a tad out of hand..."

"It really is most lucky that the wee beasty had such short legs..." sighed Edie, "Otherwise I fear we'd have been a gonna..."

Siggtrigger suddenly looked even more severe, "God golly... I am beginning to wonder whether keeping a circus of alien animals might not be a tad dangerous... Maybe we should just let them go..."

"I wouldn't do that Sir!" exclaimed Barry in alarm, "Perhaps you could return them home..."

"Perhaps..."

"But then what about the circus?"

"Maybe Samantha might have an idea..."

Edie had a suggestion, "I'm sure Samantha might be able to assist you - but I think she may well be at the hospital by now - on the other hand I do have some ideas myself..."

"You do?" Siggtrigger looked keen, "Will it save the circus?"

"It might just do that..." agreed Edie, "Forget the aliens and develop a more people friendly act..."

"Such as..."

"Well - quick speed knitting for a start..."

"Quick speed knitting?"

"A friend of mine taught me it... Would you like to see an example?"

"Go on then..." cut in Barry.

"Okay then..." smiled Edie enthusiastically, "What exactly would you like me to knit..."

Five minutes later Edie had knitted a fully functioning Brad Pitt...

"This..." grinned Siggtrigger, "Is an act that will run and run... What would you say if I offered you a job?"

"I'd say, yes please..." came the reply.

---

The festival had been over a day or so now - and all the tents and the stage and all the other distractions had been pulled down and shifted away from the field adjoining the castle... The field still displayed the scar of recent activity - the grass churned up into mud...

"I don't know why I wanted to come back here..." Lavinia murmured. "I know I should do..."

They had found the patch of earth that Lavinia vaguely remembered as a hole...

"If it's not come back to you then maybe that's a sign you should leave it, hey?"

"Maybe Haze - maybe..."

Hazel had already booked them a flight away from here... Their lakeside home was too close for comfort... They were to fly to Guernsey, where Hazel owned property (a ramshackle cottage - left to her in a will - but it would give them a project...)

The previous night Lavinia had woken up screaming, "They're down there - down there - in the hole - under the earth..." Well - it had been something like that...

Hazel had even tried to gather together a few of the locals to dig into the earth - the Police had even gotten involved... But they'd not found anything down there and there was nothing on the plans of the castle to suggest that there had ever been any chamber or room where anyone could have gotten trapped...

Lavinia's memories of the festival were faded - dreamlike - and yet despite the lack of all proof Hazel suspected that there was more to Lavinia's thoughts than simply make-believe...

But there was nothing for it... Hazel had to get Lavinia away and her lover now seemed resigned to it...

The following day they drove to the airport and flew out to Guernsey. All the way over Lavinia was writing and it was only that evening that Hazel was able to sneak a peak at what her other half had written. For some reason the poem Lavinia had written made Hazel cry. Something was wrong. But neither of them could explain it.

Another mystery left to join the Great Unanswered.

PARK BENCHES.

Sometimes I sit with Cyril -
Sometimes I sit with Shaw -
Sometimes I sit with Simon -
Or where Judy came to draw...
Sometimes I sit with Melvin -
Who always came here in the shine...
This place was a favourite of Richard's -
And now it's a favourite of mine...
Sometimes I sit next to Emma -
Sometimes I sit next to Lou -
Or where Ben came courting with Sally -
Married in Spring Fifty Two...
Sometimes I hear them all chatting -
Sometimes I imagine they're here...
Ben went away in the Eighties -
Sally's been gone just a year...
Sometimes I sit here with Mabel -
Sometimes I sit with her son...
Who misses the arms of his mother -
No longer to her can he run...
Sometimes I sit lonely with Matthew -
Sometimes I sit lonely with Kyle...
Now nobody comes by to see them -
I visit them once in a while...
Sometimes I sit thinking of our life -
And wish we'd a bench here to share...
But you've found a new love to tend to -
So I'll sit here and pretend not to care.

---

"We have a visitor..." said Rwanda suddenly, "A colleague..."

Mavis had a faceful of grass so pushed it aside, "One of your lot?"

"Yes... Trent Diamond... Bit of rebellious sort... I'm not actually sure what he's doing here... It's all a bit of a confusion..."

"He could help us?"

"I'm more worried that he might get in the way... I have a nasty feeling that he's already made contact with the host..."

"With Helena? But how..."

"I'm not sure..."

"Maybe he'll be able to help her..."

Rwanda shook her head, "I'm sorry Mavis - they'll be no actual chance of saving Helena..."

"Sorry?"

"It's much too late for that... It's the grass seed I'm more worried about - once it reaches maturity I have a nasty feeling it might kill off what human life is left around here..." Mavis struggled to take this all in, Rwanda was looking very distracted and yet it was obvious once again that they were well and truly lost - and that the herd of cows they had been following was only wandering aimlessly and that, unfortunately, they did not seem to be leading them anywhere of use at all... "I've got to make sure that Trent doesn't get in the way... Got to find out how he's been able to make contact - maybe he's our only way forward... He can talk to them for us..."

"But Helena..."

Rwanda turned, "What about her? I've told you - there's more important matters to be worrying about... We can't save Helena - she no longer exists - not in any human form - as far as that's concerned she's gone... She's a consciousness - that's all... There's nothing more we can do for her... Trent is our priority now - contacting him and using his communicative powers to get our message through to the cows - before it's too late and the grass matures... Do you understand?"

Mavis nodded. "I understand..." she replied grimly.

But Rwanda didn't appear to be listening and had already closed her eyes. She was concentrating deeply - murmuring under his breath...

"Trent - can you hear me... This is Rwanda... Please listen to me... Trent..."

-----

"I'm sorry Miss Ruth - but there's no way you can see your friend just now..."

Samantha had made her way to the hospital where the ambulance had transported the badly squashed Yen. But they were still not keen on letting her in to see him.

"WHEN can I see him then? Is he undergoing surgery or something? He was badly splatted by a time travelling public house..." she added, but the look the receptionist gave her suggested that perhaps this (although true) was a fact that was just a little too far out to be taken seriously.

"I'm afraid we have no more news on your friend just now..."

"Is his cousin here yet? Can I speak to him?"

"His cousin?"

Samantha sighed, it was like getting blood from a stone, "When I originally phoned here I was told that I couldn't see Mr Thyme but that I could see his cousin Mr Bowen who was here..."

The secretary looked blank and began to resemble some kind of cartoon character whose jaw was slowly sinking below reasonable levels of gravity. "It wasn't me you spoke to..." she said lamely.

"I know that... But whoever I did speak to said it would be possible... Will you check for me?"

"I'll go and see lady..."

"Thank you..."

Samantha turned away from the desk - waiting... waiting...

"Hello..." said a voice in her ear, "Were you looking for me?"

There was a man standing by her side - for a minute she thought it was Yen himself...

"Mr Bowen?"

"At your service my little lovely..." said the man who appeared to be dressed up in a home-made Donald Duck costume.

"You came in disguise?"

"Oh yes..." said Mr Bowen, Yen's cousin, "Well you have to don't you? I lost my suitcase at the airport..."

"I'm sorry..."

Mr Bowen smiled, waving away her sympathy, "Not your fault..." he chuckled, "This was the first thing I could find... But you have to be careful with these sorts of things - they have a way of taking you over..."

"They do?"

"Oh yes, Miss Ruth... Why I used to have a friend who used to dress as Wily Coyote... Well - you can imagine..."

"What happened..."

"I'm afraid he's no longer with us... Those ACME bombs have quite a punch..."

"Right..."

"ANYWAY!! You'll be wanting to hear how Yen is... Come this way..."

Gingerly, Samantha nodded and began to follow the man - leaving the Reception behind them as they hurried away into the depths of the hospital...

What will happen next...

What will become of Samantha in the depths of the hospital... What is Bowen planning? Will Mavis and Rwanda contact Trent in time to make the cows change their minds? WHAT THE BLUMIN' HECK IS GOING TO HAPPEN NEXT TIME...

Find out soon...

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